Previous post(how to influence women) sucks!!!

Hey guys i finally realised that my previous post sucked..so deleted it ........here are some latest ways to influence women

1. YOU SHOULD HAVE LOT OF MONEY

2.YOU SHOULD HAVE LOT OF MONEY

3. YOU SHOULD HAVE LOT OF MONEY

nd if u dont fulfill this criteria then sit at home nd tell ur frnds that having a grl is hell lot of hectic so i prefer being single....or simply start ignoring such bitches and look for someone who can truely loves u not ur money....
chances are that most of you wont find a hotie but then you will have to compromise with the looks.....looks dont last 4 long neways...
and the best thing to do is to fall in love with life itself nd start looking 4 things that can keep you busy and happy!!

parda fashh...

This is smthing that every grl would want to hear....today i ill be telling u people wats the ACTIVE hormone ratio in our class!! In todays lecture i would be telling u guys how many boys are after each grl....on public demand i wont be writing ne names ...u would hv to guess the names..

1. SHE SITS ON FRONT BENCH.. VERY ACTIVE,..STUDIOUS CONFIDENT
around 25% boys in our class like her...what i like about her is her confidence nd ever smiling face
boys who r after her include
few from S grp

2. SHE SITS IN 3 RD ROW 2ND SEAT
two guys are after her...she is the undisputed topper...nd the guy is sabse bada pakauu...in our class...nd likes to display his muscles

3. THIS GRL SITS USUALLY WITH TWO MORE GRLS...
she is studious, beautifull, friendly.....if boys who r after her stand in a queue then the queue wont finish......jaise sita ji ke liye svayamber racha gaya tha...inke liye bhi wahi karna padega....not only boys from aur class but seniors too r after her...she is adventorous nd does things that i m really scared to do....

4. SHE SITS WITH GRL NO 3... nd to my knowledge she has just one boy after her....she too is studious ,friendly...nd known for her intelligence nd decency amongst grls :p

5 SHE SITS IN THE LAST ROW WITH THE DON- she is friendly ,understanding....has a really huge fan following (mostly seniors)....nd engaged to smone

6. SHE IS THE HIGH TENSION HOUSE- most open affair in our class with the most hilarious( actually pj cracker)..in the class

REST OF THE GRLS ARE ALSO VERY NICE BUT UNFORTUNATELY DONT HAVE NE FAN FOLLOWING...IN NSIT LANGUAGE -"THEY R STILL TO BE PLACED"

GREIF

I hv not seen my cute little kitten since a long time now, nd i suppose he's dead....m feeling bad for not allowing him to enter my house....m sorry cutie

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m lil excited today ...frnd ujjwal gave a good news last night....but i hv these bloddy exams...what a life .....

ds exam spoiled

After spoiling ds exam m trying to study for dic(its a subject ...not what u r thinking of idiot) ! this bastard billi ka bacha is playing with my chappal....yesterday its bitchy mother brought a mouse for him inside my house...now i belong to a bhramin family nd could'nt see this wonderfull scene of kitten having treat....i beat them with a broom...but he's such a tough skin that even after being kicked out of the house he again comes to me for playing with my chappals.....what a stupid world....huh

Lets get started!

Now when i hv decided to concentrate on studies...i am going to start studying ds now.... its 10:50
i am studying sorting...now i wonder who was this moron who developed insert sort...mind it developing a thing is easier than studying it.....but newways i hv to study 4 the xam.....so lets get started

KuTte ki DUM!!!

Now this series of falling in love with girls started in class 5th...

1. (Aishwarya was the first one not rai smone else) .... then i moved over to some other school n so did she

2. Now i was in 7th when i met sakshi...she was absolutely lovely!I used to like her a lot but never had the guts to tell her!!then a senior came in her life nd i got a good kick on my ass...

3.Now i was in 9th when i net abha ...i used to like her but soon she tied a rakhi on raksha bandhan...chapter close

4.Then some students from dav sarita vihar were shifted to vasant vihar for watsoever reasons
now i met someone whom i love till date her name was tarannum ! we never talked to each other as she was too shy to speak n me too!!finally she left the school in 10th nd i never saw her again... :(

5.Now i turned very hopeless nd finally changed my school to mount carmal! this was professionaly the most wise decision i hv ever taken till date but for the subject we are talking about this was the worst decision of my life...only(7-8 girls in my class) all very studious typz....i almost stopped thinking about girls

6. During the crash course after 12th life took a u turn nd i met chavi (extremely cute and innocent)....i really loved her till the crash course was over nd she got admitted to some clg and i heard about her boyfriend nd she doing _____________chapter close

7.Now after sitting at home 4 one year doing nothing i came to nsit....her my first love was a senior....koi chance hi nahi tha so i did'nt give it a second thought

8.Now again hormones were bursting and my next love interest was a classmate till she told me she already had a boyfriend.....gr88888

9.Now i was upgraded to coe-2 ...here although there are girls who r hot and worth loving...but either they are all committed or they are not interested atleast not in me(this is what i feel...lol)

10.Then i went back to where i came from nd found another girl ...nd this time guyz i proposed her.....nd even after constant persuasions her reply was a big NO

After getting 56% in 3rd sem (kutte ki dum sidhi ho gayi) i feel that its better to concentrate on studies than on girls


nd why do you think am i writing this...this article is for all those bloddy loosers of nsit who wish to have a girl but dont have any :)...bhaiyon aap akele nahi ho ....