Wednesday, January 21, 2009

OUR GREAT TEACHERS!!



1.A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others

2.A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.

3.A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.



ALL THE ABOVE STATEMENST ARE CRAP!!

As per me a teacher is just another normal human being who works to earn his daily bread(in india we say roti kapda and makaan)...nothing more than that!!

But in our college teachers are more than just a normal "human being"!! Our teachers are value added products . Not only do they care for our marks but also make sure that our nails are properly manicured.....YES guys i am talking about a college

This time we got a very nice package that includes teachers each of his own kind

1.VNK(gajni):- Respected sir is supposed to teach us controls!! But it seems he is more interested in humiliating students than teaching them....it so happende few days back that he was trying to make fun of a boy TSEWANG (t silent ) ! he asked tsewang " if i give you a dac and ask you to run a motor through a computer how will you proceed" expected response was
" either a quiet or i dont know"but ironically the response was " SIR AAP MUJHE KYA DOGE??.."
vnk sir unfortunately were subjected to extreme chagrin...since that day he has ameliorated

2. KS:- He is the most respected person( or most feared person) in the college!! As in the very first class he made it clear " YOU HAVE TO STUDY WHAT IS DONE IN THE LAST CLASS OTHERWISE I WILL ASK QUESTIONS AND IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO ANSWER I WILL GIVE THE VERY SHAMEFULL COMMENTS"( in a haryanvi tone)..but i must say he teaches good and cares for his students

3.YM:- Contarary to the usual notion about her being very dumb and rude i find her a good person. Though she treats us like a 4 year old kid who would sit with fingers on his lips (in our class the fingers are somewhere else though :p)while she keeps keeps on saying "farz karo farz karo farz karo"( it took me i 1 sem to get the meaning of farz...its a sunny deol's film) but still tries very hard to make us understand the concepts!! sometimes she tries to act oversmart but then there are people like MOHIT AND PALLAVI to take care of her....overall.. i feel she is a good teacher!!

4.SY: She is too sweet to say anything against her!! :)

5:sbj: HOPELESS!!( i have never seen him as he is a very busy person and has lot of much more important FAMILY affairs to handle rather than teaching DBMS)

Anyways i am really enjoying this sem more than i have enjoyed my 1st sem...class after class ..no breaks and viewing different species present in the world...

Saturday, January 17, 2009

AGAIN STRUCK BY CUPID'S ARROW


When i am writing this post i am in a state of perceptual anesthesia!! but this time its not with a friend or a friend of a friend.... this time its a girl who was in my school and was my junior noone ever took notice of her because she was as ordinary as the" best looking girl" of our college is... but the golden moment came when after 5 years i saw her pic on orkut...i could'nt believe my eyes ....she looked like a model ( not the one who endorses "mehak chaini chaini pan masala"...but someone truely angelic !! latter i came to know that she was studying in premiere institute of fashion technology and has done some modelling assingments too...

day 1:i sent her a friend request on orkut and the next day after a quickfire round she accepted my friend request and we had

some good conversation ...

day 3 or 4:after the day or so i saw her online and tried to start a conversation---she went offline (like someone smashed a

door against me)

day 6or7: i asked her on orkut about her wellbeing

day 8:"she said i am good how r u??"

day9: next day i said" one of my close frnd is seeking admission in your college so wats the criteria??"

day 10:she replied " i will tell you the criteria but first tell me why did you send friend request to my cousins??"( YES I DID THIS TOO ....becoz COUSIN WAS A REAL HOTTIE")

conversation continued for few days till her college commenced and she started ignoring me

i could'nt take it for long and i stopped talking to her------THE END

but friends let me tell you wat she looks like

fair complexion,round face ,brownish hair height around 5.9", great figure(dono the exact size :p) and a really really nice person by heart(that is what matters the most) and i know most of you would not belive me but she is the one whom i love morethan i love myself!!(the last line is a bit filmi ...i know !!)