HAPPY "V-DAY"

Today is v- day  where 'v' means differently for different people! 

1.For people with a girlfrnd this day is a licence to go out and do whatever they want to do with each other( aaj TARASNE ka nahi BARASNE ka din hai).What i dont understand is that you people have 364 days    to do all that stuff why the hell u you guys wait for this day??? and why in open???even when    you know its not safe..(due to some patriotic heros who try to come on INDIATV after beating some of you morons) 

 

2. For Bajarang dal  it is a a day to show their monkeyhood!! These people call themselves vanar sena.I wonder  why dont they first stop monkeys from breeding openly???  

3. For Politicians it's  the time  to concentrate on the most important problem india is facing right now--"V-day"

economic recession,evergrowing polulation,poverty,illiteracy ,terrorism, etc etc ..are all aaam baten (bade bade deshon me esi choti choti baten hoti rehti hain).....but the culture shouldnt change...

btw have you people ever wondered what is our culture?????

why do we worship krishna then??? he used to dance and flirt with girls openly...used to see them bathing....read RASLEELA

I know some of you might find these words offensive....but i dont give a 'F'

4. But the thought that's troubling me right now is that why the hell am i writing this post because i am not  going to celebrate valentine's day as  you need to have  a girlfriend for that...

for me'V'  in "V- day" means a cardinal number that is sum of four and one, 

or a unit potential difference between two points

For those who have  a girlfriend a peice of advice--"apni girlfrnd  ke sath gaate raho bajate raho..."  infact i would say  gaaao chahe mat gaaoo......but BAJATE JARoOR RAHO....i hope all the boys got my point..  [;)]..otherwise chod kar bhaag jayegi