JAI SHRI KRISHNA!!

All the avid "jai shree krsishna" fans dont worry i wont write anything awless about ur favourite program..but i would surely like to point out several flaws( or certain galling facts about the show)

1. The show is too repetetive-size of lord krishna is not increasing..its now a long time since they are showing him as kid..."we cant wait for the kid to actually grow for the show to proceed further"

2.The kind of acting the kid does really irritates me alot

"maiyaa......................after a pause of 10 mins............maine makhan nahi khaya"

there ar no expressions involved

3. Balram's mother dont seem to bother for his own kid....whenever she is there in a scene

"either she is giggling at kanha or giggiling at kanha" where is balram?? what happened to him

balram is not as cute as kanha does'nt gives his mother the right to ignore him....cmon balram's mother u need to take proper care of ur kid. yashoda can take care of krishna

4.I do not like Nanda(krishna bhagwan's father) acting too....he is always dancing with yashoda nd few other ladies at any occasion....i do not expect any man to behave like this.....you should be accompanied by some fellow men too....

5.Yashoda's acting is not worth a bit...she has  just two expressions in her account

      a)    :-)

      b)   :-(

no third expression can ever be viewed...either she is too happy about her son or too sad....and there is no other business in her life other than this

6. The show itself is getting too repetetive with dfferent raskshas coming and trying to kill kanha but noone can....only the powers of differen rakshas are different rest everything is same.....

i hope if some day LORD KRISHNA bless me with lot of fame and money and my blog becomes as popular as amitab's blg or aamir's blog then these suggestion might help the producers of this show to improve their show ........and it is also quite expected that the show will be in its middle stage when that happens looking at the pace the show is going....tab tak ke liye

jai shri krishna

 

JOOTA PADA NA..!!

Hey guys..jai shree krishna fir kabhi.....right now i have a better topic ..."joota pada na"

as everyone knows hon. mr. P Chidambaram were greeted by a shoe on his face during a press conference...lolz...
this was the most terrific video i have seen after the "lunar eclispe video"...

mr. Chidambam mentained his cool nd kept sitting like nothig had happened ....but let me tell you its not his cool its about getting used to....we do not know how many shoes he gets on his face daily..by his wife nd comrades...



now talking about hon. Jarnail Singh a press reporter from dainik jagran...i expect one of the top shoe brands of country to give him an endorsement..how cool will it sound when jarnail singh will say "JUST DO IT" or "I am what i am"(AN ASSHOLE) or "mu pe joota kadmo me jagdish tytler"(on the lines of rajnigandha)!

But i must say chidambram and jarnail singh are enough to represent plight of true india

jarnail--a frustrated citizen!
chidambram-- bearing everything with serenity!

COLORS-most entertaining channel of contemporary india!

Today i would be talking about the most entertaining channel of contemporary India and two of its most soul gratifying tv shows namely

1. BALIKA VADHU
2. JAI SHRI KRISHNA

Lets take up BAKILA VADHU first
This is the show i have to watch while eating my dinner - i can hardly swallow my food .
the elements that form this show can be summarised as follows

1. End less weeping- in the beginning by the obtuse balika aka anandi.....i have never seen a 14 year child with 5 year old's brain....asking the same question in every episode
" dadisa naraz kyu hai"
she does'nt understand a simple thing that dadisa is 80 years old and has nothing to look forward to in life plus she has been practising celibacy since many years coz her husband dies at a relatively young age...what else would you expect from her

2.Then by GEHNA ( the devrani)-- she married the elder son of dadisa with her own consent to relive her father of his debts ..After marriage she refuses to sleep with her husband...lolllllzzzzzzzzz...that is the worst kind of torture a woman can do to a man
the elder son is desperate to sleep with the young lady but lady says you are too old(50 years)...
elder son says i want to be a father..lady says i am like your daughter ...be my father ....this melodrama continues for many days


3. Now comes the daughter -SUGNA (jaisa naam hai waise shakal)..now this grl is i guess 15 years old ...and is married to someone from kanak durga colony( refer to previous post)....
dadisa tell her not to meet him till her "gona" (moves to her inlaws house) but its getting impossible to control the hormonal burst ......she meets him secretly

They make love (love making at 15..) ......one day bhabhi finds some marks on sugana's neck....nd understands what the bitch has been doing...

i used to think that only people from urban developed areas know about these MOVES...its was a surprise to find that neck biting was known to people from hinterland


then there was lot of rona dhona over whether she should be sent to her inlaws or not at such an age


4. finally sugana's husband dies ( he was too stupid to live on this earth).....now was the time of advent of various prehistoric terms used by a typical saas for their bahu...
1. apshaguni
2. karamjali
3. manhoos
and many more


To add to all this is the background music which sounds like someone is being beaten by a whip and is crying for mercy.....

but i thank god my grandma got something to ponder about....what will happen next??...my dadi predicts correctly most of the tyms.....

jai shri krishna in next post..........

CRYSTAL CLEAR !!

6th April 2009 can be the turning point in my life( i hope ). After one year of frustrations and feeling of loneliness i found how stupid i am....

Again i used to like another girl in my college and thought that she is "THE ONE".... "DREAM GIRL"..."TRUE LOVE"...ETC. i used to day dream about me singing "pehli nazar me esa jadoo kar diya for her"for her ....and she giggling nd both of us sitting in a BMW ..hmmm......

b********

Now i realised that if this day dreaming does'nt stop i would end up sitting on a scooter , singing "
"pehle to kabhi kabhi gam tha....." nd somelike mayawati giggling sitting behind me.....


so i thought it would be better i stop all this here itself and focus on the more important issues in life so that i can be assured that i end up in a santro singing "be youself is all that you can do...." and no one giggling

plus i also realised that there is nothing like "true love", "soul mate","dil ka rishta"....these are some of the terminologies used by people from "kanak durga colony"
let me describe how these people are so that you get a better view of what i am talking about

1: RED CURLY LONG HAIR

2. MULTICOLOURED JEANS WITH "DRAGON " OR "FASHION " OR "ROCKSTAR",OR NAME OF A MOVIE OR SOMTHING VeRY DASHING WRITTEN ON ONE SIDE OF JEANS

( YOU CAN BUY THIS IMPORTED STUFF FROM SUNDAY MARKET AT NOMINAL RATE OF 100 RS ALL TAXES INCLUDED)

3. THEIR BELT IS THE MOST EXTRA ORDINARY ITEM THEY POSESS ..IT LOOKS LIKE A WWE-CHAMPIONSHIP BELT....

4. COMMON TOPIC OF DISCUSSION IS 1."wo sali mere pass aayi,royi..maine kaha ja apne marad ke pass kutiya"

2."main usse mohobbat karta hun"

3 .and few filmi dialouges too " main jungle ka sher hun"
"kafan bandh ka ghar se nikalta hun main"



i realized that what i was doing was kindof similar.....now let me tell you guys how the educated class deals in matters concerning girls

1.EITHER THEY DON'T LIKE ANYONE EXCEPT THEIR PROFESSION

2. IF THEY DO THEY DONT TELL THE GIRL

3.IF THEY TELL THE GIRL AND GIRL REJECTS THEM THEY DONT DISCUSS IT WITH ANYONE AND AFTER 2 DAYS THEY HAVE ANOTHER CRUSH

4. THEY DONT DO ANY GALI GALOCH

5. SO EVEN IF THEY DONT GET THE GIRL THEY SOMETIMES MAKE THE GIRL FEEL THAT SHE DID A MISTAKE BY REJECTING THEM...

I know this post is a crap but this is what is going through my mind right now!
Guys would you believe i even had plans for my kids with this girl..i mean their schooling etc...howsoever unplanned my own life be....

i dreamt of dancing on " be what you wanna be......singing in bacardi blast" with this girl and satiating my lust for rum at the same time

But now my mind is crystal clear for sometime being though.... :-)