Mah favourite..KRK..oooooo

This blog post is a tribute to the gen-next superstar Krk a.k.a kamal rashid khan.He's just 2-3 films old yet he's has made a mark in the film fraternity by called raju sharivastva his penis during big boss 3 During a session of verbal abuses he told raju "tum mera ...BEEP(L**D) .Looking at the frustration this guy suffers i have no doubts that his BEEP too plays comedy with him..

Coming back to business this legend claims himself to be multimillionaire and owns a fashion brand ahem ahem...ahemm..aachiiii ahem ahem.....FASION????(ii ka howat hai???) he wears a gun shaped locket(Rs-25) ...a bracelet(rs-15). A shirt usually combination of 2-3 Primary colours
His hairstyle has become a rage amongst the ..bald-headed people.

This man is greater than Jesus christ in his convictions..jesus christ just claimed himself to be son of god and he was crucified...this man KRK claims himself to be a star ,a hero and dares to make films casting himself a protagonist .....What should be done to him??? Is there any death worse than wat jesus christ went through...if there is ,..then he Deserves it...

Now coming to his debut film deshdrohi...


do i need to say anything

My latest pic on FB is just an attempt to look as gud as he does...cheers :)

"SAV-OUR" TIGERS

India TV has added yet another dimension to my narrow thinking .I came to know from it that only 1411 tigers are left in India . AIRCEL is asking us to save our tigers. To know how can we do this i visited their website "saveourtigers.com". Some very innovative solutions were give which i am going to list

1. WRITE BLOGS

2. MAKE VIDEOS AND POST ON YOUTUBE

3. FACEBOOK

4. MAKE DONATIONS TO AIRCEL

5. GET AWARENESS ABOUT HOW MANY TIGERS WERE KILLED LAST WEEK AND VARIOUS OTHER STATISTICS.


hmmm...... i must say AIRCEL has comeup with really innovative ways to save our tigers....doing all this can actually increase their population because it is the urban people using youtube , facebook , orkut and ofcourse blogspot who go out in jungles and kill tigers .


Also being aware about stats can help increase their number.

I used to think that it is the tribal people or some racket who smuggles tigers skin who are the cause for their reduced no. but i was so wrong .India TV and aircel have together broaden my horizon of thinking and i will remain indebted to them for doing this.


So Guys chill and "sav-our" tigers

Interviews!

We are taught since childhood why we should stick to truth, why we should have empathy for others ,why we should be clear at heart

Now that's wat i followed till i went for an interview at a reputed SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT company and i was rejected

lets call interviewer 1 as I1


I1: Tell me smthing about urself

me:(blank 4 a while)umm..m a fun loving person who likes adding varieties to his life..i like trying out my hands at different things...i like doing coding..but not my real passion...

I1:Ok...Tell me whats the complexity of this algorithm

me: sir n^3

I1: ok...reduce it to n

me: Believing algorithms to be a separate subject which needs to be studied from scratch to b able to reduce the complexity..... i told him i am not very good at algorithms.....didn't realize he was just asking me another method to do that problem

I1: after 5-7 mins..thanks vaibhav..nice meeting you. Do you have any question

me: sir,if i dont get selected...what are the areas i should focus on to get into this company

I1: (I didnt want to reveal this) he said common sense :-) ...hurray

me:thank you sir


NOW CAME THE HR ROUND

I2:tell me abt urself

me: umm..m a fun loving person who likes adding varieties to his life..i like trying out my hands at different things...i like doing coding..but not my real passion...

I2: wats ur real passion?

me:music

I2: did you take part in any music event?

me: No mam my parents wont let me do that(i was lying)

I2:c i believe you should always follow ur heart....nd blah blah blah..( i knew i hv scrwed up badly)

me:right mam

I2: how will u commute( i didnt have a driving licence)

me: (i am not revealing this)

I2:Vaibhav it was a pleasure meeting you

me: mam u will keep my resume ??

I2: Yes

me:thank you mam!


Now friend told me that ur chances of getting selected are 0 %..i had the lunch there chlole,chawal nd sm more stuff( nice food)...friend told me that with the same amount of knowledge you have you could have cleared the exam if you knew how to pretend...now i tried changing myself nd then in another interview IN ANOTHER COMPANY

I1: smthing abt urself

ME: (script was ready)I am ________ i am pursuing computer engg from ______
i did my 10+2 from______________l and scored ___ marks .My positive attitude ,analytical skills good communication skills and ability to work in a team are my biggest assets
I love doing coding . i have been involved in majr n d minor projec ............................................................................................. and i have been involved in extra curricularlike......................................................................

I1:asked sm question on data structure

me: answerd most of them correctly

I1: who do you think is your worst teacher?

me: (images of sj and kn chopra were flashing)Sir i wont say any of my teacher is bad i learned from everyone. All my teachers are good.

I1: Asked few questions from my projects



then HR asked me why our company

me:good wrk culture,opportunity to work in different domains..etc( didn't hv a better choice)

then she asked about my biggest achievement

me: mY biggest acheivements are still 2 be made (chasing grls was my most C****** ACHIEVEMENT)

then interview was over and i was selected :-)

Most of the people who got selected didn't have any passion for coding nor were they joining for any other reason than lack of better options.

But i am happy being selected nd i thank god for this :-) I desperately wanted this company..

Me idiot!

Yesterday i was walking thru my dining room when i saw a man yelling at smone on tV...i didnt know till then who on earth this man is but he was shouting as if his daughter has been raped..on listening to the news i came to know that he was bhow bhowing....for no reasonThis gentlemen was Mr vidu vinod . One repoter mistakenly asked him about the similarities b/w 5.smone nd his film nd argued why due credit was not given to MR bhagat. At this he became so angry that he asked that man to shut up...lolz...he expects a reporter to shut up...... what a moron...what diffference does it make 2 me...i hv to watch the pirated dvd version of the movie which i ill get from the hostel in due course of time nd i bought the 2nd hand edition of the novel for 40 rs......but what my point is.. that both Mr.vidu,nd Mr. writer suck....nd both of them they can kiss my *** coz wat difference would it hv made to the producer to mention the name of Mr writer at the beginning of the movie ...he would still hv been earning his 200 crores and what difference does it make to MR. writer...everyone who has read the novel knows that best part of film's script has been copied from his novel ...the only person it affected was THE MEDIA PERSON who had to make a report of out it..nd he did it splendidly.... all hail to him....... believe it or not..all this is useless my friends everything will end in dust all we can do it eat,drink and enjoy what we have earned ...cheers :-)