Love is a Random Variable!!

Mah favourite..KRK..oooooo

2010-03-04T22:07:00.000-08:00

This blog post is a tribute to the gen-next superstar Krk a.k.a kamal rashid khan.He's just 2-3 films old yet he's has made a mark in the film fraternity by called raju sharivastva his penis during big boss 3 During a session of verbal abuses he told raju "tum mera ...BEEP(L**D) .Looking at the frustration this guy suffers i have no doubts that his BEEP too plays comedy with him..

Coming back to business this legend claims himself to be multimillionaire and owns a fashion brand ahem ahem...ahemm..aachiiii ahem ahem.....FASION????(ii ka howat hai???) he wears a gun shaped locket(Rs-25) ...a bracelet(rs-15). A shirt usually combination of 2-3 Primary colours
His hairstyle has become a rage amongst the ..bald-headed people.

This man is greater than Jesus christ in his convictions..jesus christ just claimed himself to be son of god and he was crucified...this man KRK claims himself to be a star ,a hero and dares to make films casting himself a protagonist .....What should be done to him??? Is there any death worse than wat jesus christ went through...if there is ,..then he Deserves it...

Now coming to his debut film deshdrohi...

do i need to say anything

My latest pic on FB is just an attempt to look as gud as he does...cheers :)

"SAV-OUR" TIGERS

2010-02-02T07:43:00.000-08:00

India TV has added yet another dimension to my narrow thinking .I came to know from it that only 1411 tigers are left in India . AIRCEL is asking us to save our tigers. To know how can we do this i visited their website "saveourtigers.com". Some very innovative solutions were give which i am going to list

1. WRITE BLOGS

2. MAKE VIDEOS AND POST ON YOUTUBE

3. FACEBOOK

4. MAKE DONATIONS TO AIRCEL

5. GET AWARENESS ABOUT HOW MANY TIGERS WERE KILLED LAST WEEK AND VARIOUS OTHER STATISTICS.

hmmm...... i must say AIRCEL has comeup with really innovative ways to save our tigers....doing all this can actually increase their population because it is the urban people using youtube , facebook , orkut and ofcourse blogspot who go out in jungles and kill tigers .

Also being aware about stats can help increase their number.

I used to think that it is the tribal people or some racket who smuggles tigers skin who are the cause for their reduced no. but i was so wrong .India TV and aircel have together broaden my horizon of thinking and i will remain indebted to them for doing this.

So Guys chill and "sav-our" tigers

Interviews!

2010-01-05T12:17:00.000-08:00

We are taught since childhood why we should stick to truth, why we should have empathy for others ,why we should be clear at heart

Now that's wat i followed till i went for an interview at a reputed SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT company and i was rejected

lets call interviewer 1 as I1

I1: Tell me smthing about urself

me:(blank 4 a while)umm..m a fun loving person who likes adding varieties to his life..i like trying out my hands at different things...i like doing coding..but not my real passion...

I1:Ok...Tell me whats the complexity of this algorithm

me: sir n^3

I1: ok...reduce it to n

me: Believing algorithms to be a separate subject which needs to be studied from scratch to b able to reduce the complexity..... i told him i am not very good at algorithms.....didn't realize he was just asking me another method to do that problem

I1: after 5-7 mins..thanks vaibhav..nice meeting you. Do you have any question

me: sir,if i dont get selected...what are the areas i should focus on to get into this company

I1: (I didnt want to reveal this) he said common sense :-) ...hurray

me:thank you sir

NOW CAME THE HR ROUND

I2:tell me abt urself

me: umm..m a fun loving person who likes adding varieties to his life..i like trying out my hands at different things...i like doing coding..but not my real passion...

I2: wats ur real passion?

me:music

I2: did you take part in any music event?

me: No mam my parents wont let me do that(i was lying)

I2:c i believe you should always follow ur heart....nd blah blah blah..( i knew i hv scrwed up badly)

me:right mam

I2: how will u commute( i didnt have a driving licence)

me: (i am not revealing this)

I2:Vaibhav it was a pleasure meeting you

me: mam u will keep my resume ??

I2: Yes

me:thank you mam!

Now friend told me that ur chances of getting selected are 0 %..i had the lunch there chlole,chawal nd sm more stuff( nice food)...friend told me that with the same amount of knowledge you have you could have cleared the exam if you knew how to pretend...now i tried changing myself nd then in another interview IN ANOTHER COMPANY

I1: smthing abt urself

ME: (script was ready)I am ________ i am pursuing computer engg from ______
i did my 10+2 from______________l and scored ___ marks .My positive attitude ,analytical skills good communication skills and ability to work in a team are my biggest assets
I love doing coding . i have been involved in majr n d minor projec ............................................................................................. and i have been involved in extra curricularlike......................................................................

I1:asked sm question on data structure

me: answerd most of them correctly

I1: who do you think is your worst teacher?

me: (images of sj and kn chopra were flashing)Sir i wont say any of my teacher is bad i learned from everyone. All my teachers are good.

I1: Asked few questions from my projects

then HR asked me why our company

me:good wrk culture,opportunity to work in different domains..etc( didn't hv a better choice)

then she asked about my biggest achievement

me: mY biggest acheivements are still 2 be made (chasing grls was my most C****** ACHIEVEMENT)

then interview was over and i was selected :-)

Most of the people who got selected didn't have any passion for coding nor were they joining for any other reason than lack of better options.

But i am happy being selected nd i thank god for this :-) I desperately wanted this company..

Me idiot!

2010-01-01T11:10:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i was walking thru my dining room when i saw a man yelling at smone on tV...i didnt know till then who on earth this man is but he was shouting as if his daughter has been raped..on listening to the news i came to know that he was bhow bhowing....for no reasonThis gentlemen was Mr vidu vinod . One repoter mistakenly asked him about the similarities b/w 5.smone nd his film nd argued why due credit was not given to MR bhagat. At this he became so angry that he asked that man to shut up...lolz...he expects a reporter to shut up...... what a moron...what diffference does it make 2 me...i hv to watch the pirated dvd version of the movie which i ill get from the hostel in due course of time nd i bought the 2nd hand edition of the novel for 40 rs......but what my point is.. that both Mr.vidu,nd Mr. writer suck....nd both of them they can kiss my *** coz wat difference would it hv made to the producer to mention the name of Mr writer at the beginning of the movie ...he would still hv been earning his 200 crores and what difference does it make to MR. writer...everyone who has read the novel knows that best part of film's script has been copied from his novel ...the only person it affected was THE MEDIA PERSON who had to make a report of out it..nd he did it splendidly.... all hail to him....... believe it or not..all this is useless my friends everything will end in dust all we can do it eat,drink and enjoy what we have earned ...cheers :-)

GREATEST SPIRITUAL LEADER OF INDIA!

2009-06-22T00:01:00.000-07:00

Almost every indian knows who swami vivekananda was but very few actually know about his teachings!Most of people think he was another religious leader who taught about god and stuff but these people hardly know about his actual precepts!!

Vivekananda was born in an influential family of a lawyer and was himself highly educated .He studied philosophy and could not find the right answers to his questions in his text book so he approached swami Ramakrisna who could satiate his thirst for knowledge.

Vivekananda later started a monastry nd went on duty tour preaching people the beliefs he held but very few people were interested in listening to him .Only few south indian majaraja were influenced by his words. Rest of the elite class was following western philosophy and attiquets

vivekananda soon realised the reason for this indifference ,since he was just a monk who wandered from place to place his teaching were'nt of much worth fo the elite class .

Later on he got an oppurtunity to deliver a speech in chicago in 1893 and that speech brought him all the reverence he deserved . People from all over the world were astound with his speech and this forced indian masses to belief that indian phisophy has got some substance in it!

Vivekananda advocated in being strong,both physically and mentally . In one of his famous speech he went on to saying that

" i want people of india to have muscles of iron and nerves of steel and if required to throw away bhagvat geeta and acquire strength in feild of sports such as football"

In one of his famous quotes he even ssays that

" it's always a goat which is sacrifised to gods never a lion!"

He abridged the gap between the primitive india and the then contemporary india
Most of the western thinkers admired his convictions.

I believe this man is the greatest spiritual leader india has ever had . He advocated "religion for man" not "man for religion" .

"Religion is not for the hungry"

His undaunted ,unflinching will to stand up against the prevalent customs alleviated many people
suffering from the atrocities inflicted by the caste system !

He will always be remembered as the most outstanding spiritual leader india has ever had

Yea the post was quite different as for the first time i have admired anyone so much....! :-)

Daily planet!

2009-06-20T08:23:00.000-07:00

Hi friends... i was thinking about writing a blog post since a long time but i wasn't getting the right topic..now i have found a topic that might amuse you coz it did amuse me

DAILY PLANET: no no no..i am not talking about the show on discovery channel...never....that does not create the necessary intrigue

Now daily planet is the name of an australian brothel ....nd its share has been listed in australian stock exchange ....yes u heard it right...BROTHEL....STOCK EXCHANGE......

FYI

"PROSTITUTION IS THE OLDEST KNOWN PROFESSION"

prostitution is legal in australia ,this was a well known fact but this stock excange thing is really funny..i wonder when does the price of share comes down....it shouldn't ..infact if there is one investment that is bound to give good results in short time then i cant think of nething better than this...stop investing in infrastructure,automobiles,it industry,consumer goods etc....u will end up in rags , brothel is the 'in' thing now.

These people even take credit cards and ensure that in nowhere in the credit card bill does the name"daily planet" appears.

The charges are fixed so no need for bargaining ....you can check out the details here

http://www.dailyplanet.com.au/

looking at the way this industry is growing..i am no longer worried about my placements....i can go to australia n start a 3 TIMES DAILY PLANET !!

and i will employ these young australians so that they can vent out there energy productively instead of unnecesarrily beating up innocent and physically humble indians :-)

JAI SHRI KRISHNA!!

2009-04-13T12:10:00.000-07:00

All the avid "jai shree krsishna" fans dont worry i wont write anything awless about ur favourite program..but i would surely like to point out several flaws( or certain galling facts about the show)

1. The show is too repetetive-size of lord krishna is not increasing..its now a long time since they are showing him as kid..."we cant wait for the kid to actually grow for the show to proceed further"

2.The kind of acting the kid does really irritates me alot

"maiyaa......................after a pause of 10 mins............maine makhan nahi khaya"

there ar no expressions involved

3. Balram's mother dont seem to bother for his own kid....whenever she is there in a scene

"either she is giggling at kanha or giggiling at kanha" where is balram?? what happened to him

balram is not as cute as kanha does'nt gives his mother the right to ignore him....cmon balram's mother u need to take proper care of ur kid. yashoda can take care of krishna

4.I do not like Nanda(krishna bhagwan's father) acting too....he is always dancing with yashoda nd few other ladies at any occasion....i do not expect any man to behave like this.....you should be accompanied by some fellow men too....

5.Yashoda's acting is not worth a bit...she has just two expressions in her account

a) :-)

b) :-(

no third expression can ever be viewed...either she is too happy about her son or too sad....and there is no other business in her life other than this

6. The show itself is getting too repetetive with dfferent raskshas coming and trying to kill kanha but noone can....only the powers of differen rakshas are different rest everything is same.....

i hope if some day LORD KRISHNA bless me with lot of fame and money and my blog becomes as popular as amitab's blg or aamir's blog then these suggestion might help the producers of this show to improve their show ........and it is also quite expected that the show will be in its middle stage when that happens looking at the pace the show is going....tab tak ke liye

jai shri krishna

JOOTA PADA NA..!!

2009-04-12T11:41:00.000-07:00

Hey guys..jai shree krishna fir kabhi.....right now i have a better topic ..."joota pada na"

as everyone knows hon. mr. P Chidambaram were greeted by a shoe on his face during a press conference...lolz...
this was the most terrific video i have seen after the "lunar eclispe video"...

mr. Chidambam mentained his cool nd kept sitting like nothig had happened ....but let me tell you its not his cool its about getting used to....we do not know how many shoes he gets on his face daily..by his wife nd comrades...

now talking about hon. Jarnail Singh a press reporter from dainik jagran...i expect one of the top shoe brands of country to give him an endorsement..how cool will it sound when jarnail singh will say "JUST DO IT" or "I am what i am"(AN ASSHOLE) or "mu pe joota kadmo me jagdish tytler"(on the lines of rajnigandha)!

But i must say chidambram and jarnail singh are enough to represent plight of true india

jarnail--a frustrated citizen!
chidambram-- bearing everything with serenity!

COLORS-most entertaining channel of contemporary india!

2009-04-08T08:06:00.000-07:00

Today i would be talking about the most entertaining channel of contemporary India and two of its most soul gratifying tv shows namely

1. BALIKA VADHU
2. JAI SHRI KRISHNA

Lets take up BAKILA VADHU first
This is the show i have to watch while eating my dinner - i can hardly swallow my food .
the elements that form this show can be summarised as follows

1. End less weeping- in the beginning by the obtuse balika aka anandi.....i have never seen a 14 year child with 5 year old's brain....asking the same question in every episode
" dadisa naraz kyu hai"
she does'nt understand a simple thing that dadisa is 80 years old and has nothing to look forward to in life plus she has been practising celibacy since many years coz her husband dies at a relatively young age...what else would you expect from her

2.Then by GEHNA ( the devrani)-- she married the elder son of dadisa with her own consent to relive her father of his debts ..After marriage she refuses to sleep with her husband...lolllllzzzzzzzzz...that is the worst kind of torture a woman can do to a man
the elder son is desperate to sleep with the young lady but lady says you are too old(50 years)...
elder son says i want to be a father..lady says i am like your daughter ...be my father ....this melodrama continues for many days

3. Now comes the daughter -SUGNA (jaisa naam hai waise shakal)..now this grl is i guess 15 years old ...and is married to someone from kanak durga colony( refer to previous post)....
dadisa tell her not to meet him till her "gona" (moves to her inlaws house) but its getting impossible to control the hormonal burst ......she meets him secretly

They make love (love making at 15..) ......one day bhabhi finds some marks on sugana's neck....nd understands what the bitch has been doing...

i used to think that only people from urban developed areas know about these MOVES...its was a surprise to find that neck biting was known to people from hinterland

then there was lot of rona dhona over whether she should be sent to her inlaws or not at such an age

4. finally sugana's husband dies ( he was too stupid to live on this earth).....now was the time of advent of various prehistoric terms used by a typical saas for their bahu...
1. apshaguni
2. karamjali
3. manhoos
and many more

To add to all this is the background music which sounds like someone is being beaten by a whip and is crying for mercy.....

but i thank god my grandma got something to ponder about....what will happen next??...my dadi predicts correctly most of the tyms.....

jai shri krishna in next post..........

CRYSTAL CLEAR !!

2009-04-06T08:46:00.000-07:00

6th April 2009 can be the turning point in my life( i hope ). After one year of frustrations and feeling of loneliness i found how stupid i am....

Again i used to like another girl in my college and thought that she is "THE ONE".... "DREAM GIRL"..."TRUE LOVE"...ETC. i used to day dream about me singing "pehli nazar me esa jadoo kar diya for her"for her ....and she giggling nd both of us sitting in a BMW ..hmmm......

b********

Now i realised that if this day dreaming does'nt stop i would end up sitting on a scooter , singing "
"pehle to kabhi kabhi gam tha....." nd somelike mayawati giggling sitting behind me.....

so i thought it would be better i stop all this here itself and focus on the more important issues in life so that i can be assured that i end up in a santro singing "be youself is all that you can do...." and no one giggling

plus i also realised that there is nothing like "true love", "soul mate","dil ka rishta"....these are some of the terminologies used by people from "kanak durga colony"
let me describe how these people are so that you get a better view of what i am talking about

1: RED CURLY LONG HAIR

2. MULTICOLOURED JEANS WITH "DRAGON " OR "FASHION " OR "ROCKSTAR",OR NAME OF A MOVIE OR SOMTHING VeRY DASHING WRITTEN ON ONE SIDE OF JEANS

( YOU CAN BUY THIS IMPORTED STUFF FROM SUNDAY MARKET AT NOMINAL RATE OF 100 RS ALL TAXES INCLUDED)

3. THEIR BELT IS THE MOST EXTRA ORDINARY ITEM THEY POSESS ..IT LOOKS LIKE A WWE-CHAMPIONSHIP BELT....

4. COMMON TOPIC OF DISCUSSION IS 1."wo sali mere pass aayi,royi..maine kaha ja apne marad ke pass kutiya"

2."main usse mohobbat karta hun"

3 .and few filmi dialouges too " main jungle ka sher hun"
"kafan bandh ka ghar se nikalta hun main"

i realized that what i was doing was kindof similar.....now let me tell you guys how the educated class deals in matters concerning girls

1.EITHER THEY DON'T LIKE ANYONE EXCEPT THEIR PROFESSION

2. IF THEY DO THEY DONT TELL THE GIRL

3.IF THEY TELL THE GIRL AND GIRL REJECTS THEM THEY DONT DISCUSS IT WITH ANYONE AND AFTER 2 DAYS THEY HAVE ANOTHER CRUSH

4. THEY DONT DO ANY GALI GALOCH

5. SO EVEN IF THEY DONT GET THE GIRL THEY SOMETIMES MAKE THE GIRL FEEL THAT SHE DID A MISTAKE BY REJECTING THEM...

I know this post is a crap but this is what is going through my mind right now!
Guys would you believe i even had plans for my kids with this girl..i mean their schooling etc...howsoever unplanned my own life be....

i dreamt of dancing on " be what you wanna be......singing in bacardi blast" with this girl and satiating my lust for rum at the same time

But now my mind is crystal clear for sometime being though.... :-)

A SWEEEET POEM!!(can even cause diabetes)

2009-02-26T06:12:00.000-08:00

WARNING:
only for people who can digest c grade poetry(as it includes potentially harmfull names of some of aur ex -teachers and teachers)

(knc-) is dhokhebaz
(prk-) is sabka baap
(ragni-) ko padi pati ki maar

(sps-) is joru ka gulam
(rajneesh-) failed IAS ka exam
(na-) hates college ka kaam

(vnk-) has daant ka dard
(stc-) thinks wo hai mard
(sj-) is a d.b.m.s(dumb ass)
(ym-) says farz karo sab

ek color ke 13 patte curtsey:happy singh

lekin sabme bas ek king

jo hai hamara ranjit singh

ye hain ek mahan character

cheating karke bane director

bejiti apni bohot karai

par mil gayi ek videshi lugai

jindagi bhar mauj udai

ab khao police ki pitai

HAPPY "V-DAY"

2009-02-14T04:38:00.000-08:00

Today is v- day where 'v' means differently for different people!

1.For people with a girlfrnd this day is a licence to go out and do whatever they want to do with each other( aaj TARASNE ka nahi BARASNE ka din hai).What i dont understand is that you people have 364 days to do all that stuff why the hell u you guys wait for this day??? and why in open???even when you know its not safe..(due to some patriotic heros who try to come on INDIATV after beating some of you morons)

2. For Bajarang dal it is a a day to show their monkeyhood!! These people call themselves vanar sena.I wonder why dont they first stop monkeys from breeding openly???

3. For Politicians it's the time to concentrate on the most important problem india is facing right now--"V-day"

economic recession,evergrowing polulation,poverty,illiteracy ,terrorism, etc etc ..are all aaam baten (bade bade deshon me esi choti choti baten hoti rehti hain).....but the culture shouldnt change...

btw have you people ever wondered what is our culture?????

why do we worship krishna then??? he used to dance and flirt with girls openly...used to see them bathing....read RASLEELA

I know some of you might find these words offensive....but i dont give a 'F'

4. But the thought that's troubling me right now is that why the hell am i writing this post because i am not going to celebrate valentine's day as you need to have a girlfriend for that...

for me'V' in "V- day" means a cardinal number that is sum of four and one,

or a unit potential difference between two points

For those who have a girlfriend a peice of advice--"apni girlfrnd ke sath gaate raho bajate raho..." infact i would say gaaao chahe mat gaaoo......but BAJATE JARoOR RAHO....i hope all the boys got my point.. [;)]..otherwise chod kar bhaag jayegi

OUR GREAT TEACHERS!!

2009-01-21T04:02:00.000-08:00

1.A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others

2.A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.

3.A teacher's purpose is not to create students in his own image, but to develop students who can create their own image.

ALL THE ABOVE STATEMENST ARE CRAP!!

As per me a teacher is just another normal human being who works to earn his daily bread(in india we say roti kapda and makaan)...nothing more than that!!

But in our college teachers are more than just a normal "human being"!! Our teachers are value added products . Not only do they care for our marks but also make sure that our nails are properly manicured.....YES guys i am talking about a college

This time we got a very nice package that includes teachers each of his own kind

1.VNK(gajni):- Respected sir is supposed to teach us controls!! But it seems he is more interested in humiliating students than teaching them....it so happende few days back that he was trying to make fun of a boy TSEWANG (t silent ) ! he asked tsewang " if i give you a dac and ask you to run a motor through a computer how will you proceed" expected response was

" either a quiet or i dont know"but ironically the response was " SIR AAP MUJHE KYA DOGE??.."

vnk sir unfortunately were subjected to extreme chagrin...since that day he has ameliorated

2. KS:- He is the most respected person( or most feared person) in the college!! As in the very first class he made it clear " YOU HAVE TO STUDY WHAT IS DONE IN THE LAST CLASS OTHERWISE I WILL ASK QUESTIONS AND IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO ANSWER I WILL GIVE THE VERY SHAMEFULL COMMENTS"( in a haryanvi tone)..but i must say he teaches good and cares for his students

3.YM:- Contarary to the usual notion about her being very dumb and rude i find her a good person. Though she treats us like a 4 year old kid who would sit with fingers on his lips (in our class the fingers are somewhere else though :p)while she keeps keeps on saying "farz karo farz karo farz karo"( it took me i 1 sem to get the meaning of farz...its a sunny deol's film) but still tries very hard to make us understand the concepts!! sometimes she tries to act oversmart but then there are people like MOHIT AND PALLAVI to take care of her....overall.. i feel she is a good teacher!!

4.SY: She is too sweet to say anything against her!! :)

5:sbj: HOPELESS!!( i have never seen him as he is a very busy person and has lot of much more important FAMILY affairs to handle rather than teaching DBMS)

Anyways i am really enjoying this sem more than i have enjoyed my 1st sem...class after class ..no breaks and viewing different species present in the world...

AGAIN STRUCK BY CUPID'S ARROW

2009-01-17T11:23:00.001-08:00

When i am writing this post i am in a state of perceptual anesthesia!! but this time its not with a friend or a friend of a friend.... this time its a girl who was in my school and was my junior noone ever took notice of her because she was as ordinary as the" best looking girl" of our college is... but the golden moment came when after 5 years i saw her pic on orkut...i could'nt believe my eyes ....she looked like a model ( not the one who endorses "mehak chaini chaini pan masala"...but someone truely angelic !! latter i came to know that she was studying in premiere institute of fashion technology and has done some modelling assingments too...

day 1:i sent her a friend request on orkut and the next day after a quickfire round she accepted my friend request and we had

some good conversation ...

day 3 or 4:after the day or so i saw her online and tried to start a conversation---she went offline (like someone smashed a

door against me)

day 6or7: i asked her on orkut about her wellbeing

day 8:"she said i am good how r u??"

day9: next day i said" one of my close frnd is seeking admission in your college so wats the criteria??"

day 10:she replied " i will tell you the criteria but first tell me why did you send friend request to my cousins??"( YES I DID THIS TOO ....becoz COUSIN WAS A REAL HOTTIE")

conversation continued for few days till her college commenced and she started ignoring me

i could'nt take it for long and i stopped talking to her------THE END

but friends let me tell you wat she looks like

fair complexion,round face ,brownish hair height around 5.9", great figure(dono the exact size :p) and a really really nice person by heart(that is what matters the most) and i know most of you would not belive me but she is the one whom i love morethan i love myself!!(the last line is a bit filmi ...i know !!)

Previous post(how to influence women) sucks!!!

2008-10-01T23:37:00.000-07:00

Hey guys i finally realised that my previous post sucked..so deleted it ........here are some latest ways to influence women

1. YOU SHOULD HAVE LOT OF MONEY

2.YOU SHOULD HAVE LOT OF MONEY

3. YOU SHOULD HAVE LOT OF MONEY

nd if u dont fulfill this criteria then sit at home nd tell ur frnds that having a grl is hell lot of hectic so i prefer being single....or simply start ignoring such bitches and look for someone who can truely loves u not ur money....
chances are that most of you wont find a hotie but then you will have to compromise with the looks.....looks dont last 4 long neways...
and the best thing to do is to fall in love with life itself nd start looking 4 things that can keep you busy and happy!!

parda fashh...

2008-06-24T03:56:00.000-07:00

This is smthing that every grl would want to hear....today i ill be telling u people wats the ACTIVE hormone ratio in our class!! In todays lecture i would be telling u guys how many boys are after each grl....on public demand i wont be writing ne names ...u would hv to guess the names..

1. SHE SITS ON FRONT BENCH.. VERY ACTIVE,..STUDIOUS CONFIDENT
around 25% boys in our class like her...what i like about her is her confidence nd ever smiling face
boys who r after her include
few from S grp

2. SHE SITS IN 3 RD ROW 2ND SEAT
two guys are after her...she is the undisputed topper...nd the guy is sabse bada pakauu...in our class...nd likes to display his muscles

3. THIS GRL SITS USUALLY WITH TWO MORE GRLS...
she is studious, beautifull, friendly.....if boys who r after her stand in a queue then the queue wont finish......jaise sita ji ke liye svayamber racha gaya tha...inke liye bhi wahi karna padega....not only boys from aur class but seniors too r after her...she is adventorous nd does things that i m really scared to do....

4. SHE SITS WITH GRL NO 3... nd to my knowledge she has just one boy after her....she too is studious ,friendly...nd known for her intelligence nd decency amongst grls :p

5 SHE SITS IN THE LAST ROW WITH THE DON- she is friendly ,understanding....has a really huge fan following (mostly seniors)....nd engaged to smone

6. SHE IS THE HIGH TENSION HOUSE- most open affair in our class with the most hilarious( actually pj cracker)..in the class

REST OF THE GRLS ARE ALSO VERY NICE BUT UNFORTUNATELY DONT HAVE NE FAN FOLLOWING...IN NSIT LANGUAGE -"THEY R STILL TO BE PLACED"

GREIF

2008-05-31T02:48:00.000-07:00

I hv not seen my cute little kitten since a long time now, nd i suppose he's dead....m feeling bad for not allowing him to enter my house....m sorry cutie

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2008-05-19T00:44:00.000-07:00

m lil excited today ...frnd ujjwal gave a good news last night....but i hv these bloddy exams...what a life .....

ds exam spoiled

2008-05-17T23:47:00.000-07:00

After spoiling ds exam m trying to study for dic(its a subject ...not what u r thinking of idiot) ! this bastard billi ka bacha is playing with my chappal....yesterday its bitchy mother brought a mouse for him inside my house...now i belong to a bhramin family nd could'nt see this wonderfull scene of kitten having treat....i beat them with a broom...but he's such a tough skin that even after being kicked out of the house he again comes to me for playing with my chappals.....what a stupid world....huh

Lets get started!

2008-05-15T10:19:00.000-07:00

Now when i hv decided to concentrate on studies...i am going to start studying ds now.... its 10:50
i am studying sorting...now i wonder who was this moron who developed insert sort...mind it developing a thing is easier than studying it.....but newways i hv to study 4 the xam.....so lets get started

KuTte ki DUM!!!

2008-05-15T03:09:00.000-07:00

Now this series of falling in love with girls started in class 5th...

1. (Aishwarya was the first one not rai smone else) .... then i moved over to some other school n so did she

2. Now i was in 7th when i met sakshi...she was absolutely lovely!I used to like her a lot but never had the guts to tell her!!then a senior came in her life nd i got a good kick on my ass...

3.Now i was in 9th when i net abha ...i used to like her but soon she tied a rakhi on raksha bandhan...chapter close

4.Then some students from dav sarita vihar were shifted to vasant vihar for watsoever reasons
now i met someone whom i love till date her name was tarannum ! we never talked to each other as she was too shy to speak n me too!!finally she left the school in 10th nd i never saw her again... :(

5.Now i turned very hopeless nd finally changed my school to mount carmal! this was professionaly the most wise decision i hv ever taken till date but for the subject we are talking about this was the worst decision of my life...only(7-8 girls in my class) all very studious typz....i almost stopped thinking about girls

6. During the crash course after 12th life took a u turn nd i met chavi (extremely cute and innocent)....i really loved her till the crash course was over nd she got admitted to some clg and i heard about her boyfriend nd she doing _____________chapter close

7.Now after sitting at home 4 one year doing nothing i came to nsit....her my first love was a senior....koi chance hi nahi tha so i did'nt give it a second thought

8.Now again hormones were bursting and my next love interest was a classmate till she told me she already had a boyfriend.....gr88888

9.Now i was upgraded to coe-2 ...here although there are girls who r hot and worth loving...but either they are all committed or they are not interested atleast not in me(this is what i feel...lol)

10.Then i went back to where i came from nd found another girl ...nd this time guyz i proposed her.....nd even after constant persuasions her reply was a big NO

After getting 56% in 3rd sem (kutte ki dum sidhi ho gayi) i feel that its better to concentrate on studies than on girls

nd why do you think am i writing this...this article is for all those bloddy loosers of nsit who wish to have a girl but dont have any :)...bhaiyon aap akele nahi ho ....