COLORS-most entertaining channel of contemporary india!

Today i would be talking about the most entertaining channel of contemporary India and two of its most soul gratifying tv shows namely

1. BALIKA VADHU
2. JAI SHRI KRISHNA

Lets take up BAKILA VADHU first
This is the show i have to watch while eating my dinner - i can hardly swallow my food .
the elements that form this show can be summarised as follows

1. End less weeping- in the beginning by the obtuse balika aka anandi.....i have never seen a 14 year child with 5 year old's brain....asking the same question in every episode
" dadisa naraz kyu hai"
she does'nt understand a simple thing that dadisa is 80 years old and has nothing to look forward to in life plus she has been practising celibacy since many years coz her husband dies at a relatively young age...what else would you expect from her

2.Then by GEHNA ( the devrani)-- she married the elder son of dadisa with her own consent to relive her father of his debts ..After marriage she refuses to sleep with her husband...lolllllzzzzzzzzz...that is the worst kind of torture a woman can do to a man
the elder son is desperate to sleep with the young lady but lady says you are too old(50 years)...
elder son says i want to be a father..lady says i am like your daughter ...be my father ....this melodrama continues for many days


3. Now comes the daughter -SUGNA (jaisa naam hai waise shakal)..now this grl is i guess 15 years old ...and is married to someone from kanak durga colony( refer to previous post)....
dadisa tell her not to meet him till her "gona" (moves to her inlaws house) but its getting impossible to control the hormonal burst ......she meets him secretly

They make love (love making at 15..) ......one day bhabhi finds some marks on sugana's neck....nd understands what the bitch has been doing...

i used to think that only people from urban developed areas know about these MOVES...its was a surprise to find that neck biting was known to people from hinterland


then there was lot of rona dhona over whether she should be sent to her inlaws or not at such an age


4. finally sugana's husband dies ( he was too stupid to live on this earth).....now was the time of advent of various prehistoric terms used by a typical saas for their bahu...
1. apshaguni
2. karamjali
3. manhoos
and many more


To add to all this is the background music which sounds like someone is being beaten by a whip and is crying for mercy.....

but i thank god my grandma got something to ponder about....what will happen next??...my dadi predicts correctly most of the tyms.....

jai shri krishna in next post..........